woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

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internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

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r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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hotanimegirl:

don’t talk shit about hummus

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